Welcome to my nonexistent website! You will be redirected to my cone-based webcomic Conical in five seconds and will therefore be prevented from reading the holy word of THE LORD on this page which will now be expressed in speaking in tongues or a guitar solo wait why are you even still here shouldn't you be at conical unless you used wget or View Source or something you cheater this is only here to torture you and it has no real purpose you know that right because if you didn't you aren't very smart and I think I've rambled enough now but just in case I will continue even though I don't know what I'm saying anyways thanks oh and if you are still here you should be in Conical by now unless your browser is broken and doesn't redirect in which case just go to this link and stop bothering me I need to go back to my odd stream of consciousness mode which talks about odd thinks the way xkcd does but that really is not important now is it but if it were I would be talking about it even more and am I making no sense yet oh crap then I need to do more in order to make even less sense than none nobody will be reading this anyways so you should probably not even be here and by the way the author used vim to create this page and because vim is a kickass editor it should be used by you and your entire family which by the way vim and Killer Robots from Space are better than but I stole that last part from Lewis Powell and I think I've made enough nonsense now so I can stop my endlessly rambling stream of consciousness talking about nothing.